I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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