This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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