I don't remember. Are we still dating?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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