she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
