i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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