At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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