Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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