yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
