this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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