Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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