Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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