R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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