I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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