Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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