FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I woke up under a house in Key West
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