new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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