Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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