i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
