so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I need help removing her.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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