so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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