Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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