ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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