Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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