So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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