he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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