You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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