are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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