is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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