return my video game
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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