I hate all girls vehemently.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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