Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
He kissed a someone with a penis
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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