just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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