We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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