What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Barsexuality is the new black.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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