She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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