I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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