i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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