I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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