Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
This is the high leading the old right now
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
please don't ironically join a cult
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