..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I think a kid would responsible me up
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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