Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
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