With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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