there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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