i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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