Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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