lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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