I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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