rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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