We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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