kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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